Too Old for This by Samantha Downing
We are at the halfway point for the Joplin Public Library’s Adult Winter Reading Challenge. For the challenge you choose 5 categories from a list and read something that matches that category. If you are still filling in categories like I am, here is a title that will fulfill “Written from villain’s POV”.
Samantha’s Downing’s latest novel, Too Old for This, is all about the villain and her name is Lottie Jones. Lottie has made a home for herself in Baycliff Oregon. Her son, Archie, and her grandchildren live in California. Retired from her bank job, the last seven years have been spent in her big house with her social life revolving around church. There is church service each Sunday then on Thursday it’s potluck & bingo. She always sits with her friends, Sheila and Bonnie. Her life is routine and quiet.
Then one evening there is a knock at the door. Since it’s too late for fundraisers or salesmen she ignores it. But the knocking continues and someone calls her name. Her visitor is Plum Dixon. Plum has called twice requesting that Lottie talk with her. Reluctantly Plum is admitted and led to the kitchen.
Lottie fills the teapot and Plum begins her plea. She wants to feature Lottie in a docuseries about people wrongly accused of a crime. Lottie refuses but Plum is sure Lottie’s’ story will be fascinating. Lottie is sure bringing all that up will not be good for her. So while Plum talks Lottie picks up her old umbrella and raises it above Plum’s head. It takes 2 swings but Plum won’t be making a docuseries on Lottie.
The methodical way Plum’s body is disposed of and the steps taken to lead the trail away from Lottie indicates Lottie has had some experience with murder.
Her given name is Lorena Mae Lansdale. When Lorena was named a suspect in the murder of three people her life and Archie’s became unbearable. She was never charged but the publicity from being a suspect cost her job and Archie was taunted and bullied. So she sued the city, took a settlement, changed her name and moved to Baycliff.
Of course not being charged and being innocent are two different things. Lottie learned from those three murders to perfect her craft. However, killing someone and getting away with it is a lot of work so she retired from murder before she retired from the bank. Plum would have stirred all that up again and Lottie is just too old for it.
But with smartphones and social media it’s easy enough to track someone’s whereabouts. The first person to show up looking for Plum is her boyfriend. Then came the police, Detectives Tula and Harlow. Tula conducts the interview and moves on but Harlow is more persistent. She comes back a second time and then a third.
Next is Plum’s estranged mother, Norma. Like Detective Harlow, Norma is persistent and seems determined to catch Lottie in a trap. When Lottie finds out her old nemesis from Seattle is pulling the strings a deadly game begins.
Can Lottie keep her wits about her to insure her secrets stay buried or has she committed one murder too many?
Downing has created a fascinating character. Lottie is so ordinary with a divorced middle aged son marrying a much younger woman. She is 75 years old and dealing with a failing body and a house too big for her to care for properly. She regularly attends church, tangles with a rude telemarketer, and enjoys killing, especially if you made her angry.
Despite the premise I enjoyed reading this title and I recommend it. Just know that it may cause you to look twice at the person who stands in line in front of you at the grocery store or the one who sits by you in church.
Review by Patty Crane, Reference Librarian






